It's amazing!

Just got this, and had to share it with you immediately!

Check out this guy as he juggles to the Beatles' Golden Slumbers and Carry that Weight. You have to have speakers because the juggling is set to the song.

Now a movie review

Two posts in two days? Can you contain yourself?

I'm actually so exhausted with work, that I thought I'd sit here at the end of the day and write my take of recent movie I've seen. As if you care.

First, The 40 Year-Old Virgin. Hmm. While this does fall into the crude humor genre, it has a surprising amount of heart. It's a strange mix of body/sex humor and moments of sincerity. Is this a good thing? I'm not sure. When I was watching it, this didn't really occur to me. I was actually pretty put off by the language and the stereotypical characters & situations. But the next day, I found myself thinking about it. That's always a good sign. Steve Carell really played the character brilliantly. He toes the line of making himself a cartoon of a sex-less, socially stunted, nerd - he collects action figures, tucks his pants into his sock when riding his bike, cooks elaborate breakfasts for no one but himself, and watches "Survivor" with his elderly neighbors. He's the polar opposite of Vince Vaughn in Swingers. But Carell keeps the character on this side of the line by making him a very sincere guy. His friends are the stock characters - guys who think they know the answers about sex and women and actually have it all wrong. I felt some of the minor characters completely gratuitous and two of them probably filled the quota for allowable utterances of the f-word. It was an assault on the ears. The supporting characters are actually pretty boring with the exception of Catherine Keener ("What's she doing in this?!" was my reaction to seeing her name on the credits) and the character actress who plays his boss at the electronics store. The ad-libbing she does is great. Watch the extra scenes to see it.

So while the 40 Year-Old Virgin is not the best movie ever made, it does have some surprises and really good laughs. Who wouldn't laugh at the chest waxing scene?

The second movie I watched recently is Walk the Line. Another hmmm. I liked the movie and didn't find it as slow as some of my friends thought it was. The acting by everyone in the cast was great, as was the production value. But the whole story felt a little empty to me. Like something was missing. I can't quite put my finger on what it was. Enjoyable and filled with great music.

The Da Vinci Code Update.
I finished the book last night. I predicted most of the outcome correctly. But I did think the Newton poem was clever. The last fifty pages or so was the best part of the book. I figured out where the Holy Grail was, but I'm a little surprised the author made it an actual place. I thought he'd make up some fictional place. It was easy to picture Tom Hanks, Audrey Tautou, and Jean Reno as the characters. I'm glad I read the book but I might have ruined the movie by knowing the ending.

To keep in the art mystery vein, I started The Lost Painting. I'm only on chapter seven and I'm hooked.

Let me know what you're reading and watching.

Book Report

Last weekend, I read a fabulous book, The Book Thief by Markus Zusak. The main character is a 10 year-old girl, Lisel, who is living with foster parents in a small suburb of Munich during the early days of WWII. She cannot read but learns with the help of her patient foster father. She loves the words and she soon discovers that books are the one thing she cannot resist. She starts stealing books from Nazi book burnings, from the library in the mayor's house, and even from a grave digger. Meanwhile, a German Jew comes to hide in her family's basement. Lisel shares her books with him and together they find solace in the words.

The expected hardships and dangers associated with war are also part of Lisel's life - rations, air raids, and death. Zusak portrays daily life in Nazi Germany as "normal" because it was for that time. Lisel must join Hitler's Youth when she turns ten, public display of the Nazi flag is mandatory on Hitler's birthday, the abandoned Jewish neighborhood, "Heil Hitler" instead of "hello", and yet, Lisel and her best friend ride their bikes and play soccer in the street just like kids anywhere would do. It's normal life for them.

So what makes this book different from any other WWII novel? Lisel's story is narrated by Death. Readers meet Death on the very first page. Death is portrayed as an observer who only involves himself in people's lives when he must take them. He is a reliable narrator but Zusak humanizes Death just enough, that by the book's end, he's actually a slightly sympathetic character.

The Book Thief was originally published in Zusak's native Australia as a book for adults. It weighs in at 540 pages. Zusak's American publisher, Knopf (imprint of Random House), has decided to publish it as young adult, but quietly. This sort of thing happens quite often. The bestseller, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time by Mark Haddon, was originally published in the UK as a young adult book, but when it jumped the pond, it was published as an adult novel. The Book Thief is sophisticated, meaty, compelling, and solid. The author is going to be at ALA in June, and I'm going to haul this book and another with me for him to sign. Go read it!

Incidentally, Zusak's previous novel, I Am the Messenger, is also fantastic. It's completely different from The Book Thief. Set in Australia, the protagonist is a 19 year-old guy who makes his living illegally driving a cab. His ho-hum life is disrupted when he foils a bank robbery and anonymously receives a playing card in his mail - the ace of diamonds. Written on the card are three names of people he doesn't know. He must figure out what role he is to play in their lives. Part mystery and adventure, I Am the Messenger, is full of angst, love, family, humanity, and connection. Smartly written and a really good story.

Since finishing The Book Thief this weekend, I have finally begun reading The Da Vinci Code. Am I the last person on the planet to read this thing? I'm not quite done with it - probably have one more night of reading - and I'm not impressed. Sure, it's an engaging story but I'm finding some sloppiness in the storytelling. There are holes and far too many convenient coincidences. I think that parts of it are repetitious as if Dan Brown underestimates his reader's ability to remember things from one chapter to the next. I have found myself skipping those repetitions. I also am finding it extremely easy to predict plot points. I'm almost a little bored with it. I think it will make a better movie than book.

What?! Flying cows?

This has to be the most bizarre news story ever.

Snoopy, the bad novelist, would approve

This year's 10 winners of the Bulwer-Lytton contest, a.k.a. "Dark and Stormy Night Contest" (run by the English Dept. of San José State University), wherein one writes only the first line of a bad novel:

10) "As a scientist, Throckmorton knew that if he were ever to break wind in the echo chamber, he would never hear the end of it."

9) "Just beyond the Narrows, the river widens."

8) "With a curvaceous figure that Venus would have envied, a tanned, unblemished oval face framed with lustrous thick brown hair, deep azure-blue eyes fringed with long black lashes, perfect teeth that vied for competition, and a small straight nose, Marilee had a beauty that defied description."

7) "André, a simple peasant, had only one thing on his mind as he crept along the East wall: 'Andre creep... André creep... André creep.'"

6) "Stanislaus Smedley, a man always on the cutting edge of narcissism, was about to give his body and soul to a back-alley sex-change surgeon to become the woman he loved."

5) "Although Sarah had an abnormal fear of mice, it did not keep her from eeking out a living at a local pet store."

4) "Stanley looked quite bored and somewhat detached, but then penguins often do."

3) "Like an over-ripe beefsteak tomato rimmed with cottage cheese, the corpulent remains of Santa Claus lay dead on the hotel floor."

2) "Mike Hardware was the kind of private eye who didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'; a man who could laugh in the face of danger and spit in the eye of death -- in short, a moron with suicidal tendencies."

AND THE WINNER IS...

1) "The sun oozed over the horizon, shoved aside darkness, crept along the greensward, and, with sickly fingers, pushed through the castle window, revealing the pillaged princess, hand at throat, crown asunder, gaping in frenzied horror at the sated, sodden amphibian lying beside her, disbelieving the magnitude of the frog's deception, screaming madly,'You lied!'"

I swear I've heard #4 somewhere else before. It made me laugh then, and it makes me laugh now.