The Week in Review

It was a busy week. First, it has been hot. I have rarely said that while living in San Diego. But it was all week. Hot, hot, hot, and humid. Go figure. Last Saturday, I slept during the hottest part of the day like I was some sort of savanna animal. I wasn't tired per se, but it was too hot to do anything. I don't have air conditioning in my apartment because I rarely, if ever, need it. So I did a lot of reading, Sudoku, and napping. This past weekend, I was so desperate for some air conditioning that I escaped to the movies to see anything that was playing. I ended up in The Lady in the Water. Review below. I also took care of chores such as my laundry and going to Target, but got them done before I got too hot. I know, those of you in Texas are probably thinking I don't know what hot is so I should stop my bellyaching. On Sunday, it was cooler, and I wasn't as miserable. But 95 degrees with 99 heat index is hot by anyone’s standards.

On Tuesday, I went to a Padres - Phillies game. Pads won but it was not a pretty game. I also had a big presentation on Wednesday. My department presented our marketing ideas for the spring 2007 list. It went very well and turned into an extremely productive meeting for us and the sales reps. On Thursday, Dave, one of my NYC friends, was in town and we had dinner at a great new restaurant. He was in town for Comic Con, which I also attended on Friday. I was really looking forward to the spectacle known as The Con by those in the know, and it did not disappoint. The rumors that many of the attendees come dressed up as Star Wars, Star Trek, and other movie/comic book/tv characters held true to the extreme. I looked fairly "normal," and men definitely outnumbered women at least 4 to 1. We went to Comic Con instead of doing much work on Friday. Yay! I had a lot of fun looking at all the costumes and hairstyles people put together for this event. Sometimes it was hard to tell if someone was dressed up or if they have green hair in their “real” life too. There were lots of Batmen, Storm Troopers, Darth Vaders, Sailor Moons, Boba Fetts, Jedis, Leias, and an Aquaman or two. To a lesser degree, but still represented were Aquabats, Robin, SuperGirl, WonderWoman, Jessica Rabbit, and Wolverine. Star Wars is definitely the cult of choice and the most recognizable. I didn’t see any celebrities since we stuck to just the exhibits. I ended up buying a few things: a madcreator.com t-shirt, an Ugly Doll, a graphic novel, and a fine art print. The print is artwork from one of the children’s books Harcourt publishes. The artist, Gris Grimly, is Madcreator.com, and he had a booth there. A gallery was selling his fine art prints & originals in an adjacent booth. I’m very pleased to have this print but it’s just one more thing that I need to get framed.

This weekend is Gay Pride. Can you imagine if Comic Con and Pride were the same weekend? *That* would be a serious culture clash. But highly entertaining.

And now a review:
The Lady in the Water.
Hmm. The previews make this look like a very scary movie. It isn’t. It has some “jump & scream” moments, but it’s not scary. It actually has several well-done comedic moments sprinkled in amidst the gloom. I’m not sure what the goal of this movie was supposed to be. What was Shyamalan’s point? The movie starts with a short stick-figure animation and voice over. The voice is telling the story of the water people and how they used to talk to the land people. They would tell them things about living together, the future, and keeping peace. But then the land people stopped listening because they were distracted with material goods and there was war. Okay. From that it goes to the dreary, Soviet-era apartment building (but with a great sapphire blue pool) and it’s stuttering, tragic superintendent, Cleveland Heep (Giamatti). The Lady, named Story, makes an appearance early on, so there’s not a lot of waiting around for her to show up. But there is still lots of set up. Through the arrival of a new tenant – a pompous movie-critic – the audience is introduced to the building’s tenants. Not a very imaginative way to introduce characters, but I suppose it was the most time-efficient. The beginning is slow. Slowly, Heep uncovers the story of the Narf and figures out that Story is one of these creatures, otherwise known as a water nymph. Through the story, he figures out what she’s doing there, who she needs to meet, what is trying to kill her, and how to return her home. It’s tedious. There is a monster in this movie. It’s a creepy, red-eyed, camouflaged dog/wolf thing, known as a Scrunt. I think the Sixth Sense was scary because there isn’t a monster. I also thought Signs, while a mediocre movie, was scarier before the alien was shown on screen. In this one, the Scrunt is shown almost immediately and I think that really makes it less scary. Anyway, this is a long review for a so-so movie. The cast is strong – Giamatti, Balaban, Jeffery Wright – but the story just isn’t there. Shyamalan even plays one of the key roles in the story. It could have been a really cool movie if it had been a little tighter in both exposition and pace. The story of the Narf is actually quite good, but certainly only a bedtime story – as the subtitle says – for a whacked-out kid. So I’m not sure how the animation story at the beginning of the movie ties into the end of the movie. Was there supposed to be a political message? Was the connection between the two so subtle I missed it? As soon as the credits started rolling, one audience member said quite loudly and clearly, “I didn’t get it.” I don’t think she was the only one.